#chaorian incorrect quotes

[i-only-see-daylight]

Dorian: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Chaol! 

Chaol: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

[abraxosissilly]

Dorian: You know, Manon gives Elide flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too.

Chaol: Okay.

Later

Chaol: gives Elide flowers

Elide: ???

Chaol: I don't know, I'm confused as well.

[lucien-calore]

chaorian: *kissing*

sj//m: the two cOMPLETLY STRAIGHT friends are hanging out in a totally hétero way. they are just friends, they love each other like brothers and they’re totally straight because they have wives who are totally not sapphics, not at all. everyone is straight, not a single homo in sight.

[ennatnt]

Dorian: I wrote a romantic poem, wanna hear it?

Chaol: uh, yeah sure

Dorian: hella cute, hella fine, be my hella valentine

Chaol:

Chaol: how are you single

[sanktlantsov-insta]

Dorian : i want to live in your socks bro.

Chaol : what the heck bro?

Dorian : So i can be with you every step of the way.

Chaol : *tearing up* bro?

Dorian : Bro.

[mercxrial]

yrene: so i was think of naming our child-

chaol: dorian?

yrene: CHAOL! WE’RE HAVING A GIRL!

chaol: uh...doriana?

[togshitpost]

Dorian: There's no point being grown-up if you can't be childsh sometimes.

Chaol: you're just saying this as an excuse

Dorian: shut up

[yafa-towers]

Throne of Glass characters as Acotar quotes

Aelin: 'no one was my master, but I might be master of everything, if I wished, if I dared'

Rowan: 'I love you, thorns and all'

Manon: 'when you errupt, girl, make sure it's felt across worlds'

Lysandra: 'don't let the hard days win'

Dorian: 'we need hope, or else nothing would endure'

Chaol: 'pity those who don't feel anything at all'

Yrene: 'to the stars that listen, and the dreams that are answered'

Elide: 'only you can decide what breaks you'

Fenrys: 'if you still want me dead, you might have to try a bit harder'

Aedion: 'remember that you are a wolf, and you cannot be tamed'

Lorcan: 'maybe I'd always been broken and dark inside'

[imeda27]

Dorian: I DO WHAT I WANT!

Aelin: I’m telling Chaol

Dorian: No wait

[i-only-see-daylight]

Aelin: You don’t see me saying anything crazy about Chaol and Dorian's weird little relationship

Chaol and Dorian, in unison: She's just jealous.

[abraxosissilly]

Elide: Hey, what’s up? Chaol: The sky. Elide: No, I meant like, what are you doing? Chaol: Oh, Dorian. Dorian: highfives Chaol Nice!

[lucien-calore]

chaol: alright, i’ll go pick up the cake

dorian: and i’ll take care of the ring bear

chaol: you mean ring bearER, right??

dorian:

chaol: dorian, look me in the eye and tell me you’re not bringing a dangerous animal to our wedding

[ennatnt]

Chaol: Hey everyone, what color shirt am i wearing?

Aelin: Grey.

Aedion: Grey.

Manon: Grey.

Yrene: Grey.

Chaol: Now tell them what color you thought it was.

Dorian: *sweating* Dark white.

[queen-aelin-fireheart]

Dorian: gay sex is a sin but so is premarital sex, so if you have gay premarital sex it cancels out. It’s like PEMDAS or some shit

Chaol, taking off his shirt: can’t argue with that logic

[mercxrial]

chaol: *creates a “guys i’m attracted to” presentation, about to save* oh shoot i didn’t mean to send that to dori-

dorian: *already on his phone from across the hall* omg chaol ur in mine toooo

[ladyhavilliard]

Fenrys and Chaol: *fighting*

Dorian: *enters the room* What's going on?

Fenrys: You're the king! Tell him that it's not allowed for someone to marry more than one person!

Dorian: ...actually, it is

Chaol and Fenrys: *exchange looks*

Chaol and Fenrys: WILL YOU PLEASE MARRY US